Conversation about the futon and our expiring vaccuum cleaner.

Gemini Air Child: good morning Starshine
notelracw: backwards futon rails?
Gemini Air Child: dont ask....
notelracw: washer will get out whatever is smelling; dryer will filter out fur hair
Gemini Air Child: thats what I thought
notelracw: or a vaccum. you could try using the hose attachment on the futon, that should suck the f urs off!
Gemini Air Child: did that
notelracw: of course, you'd need a decent cleaner, that had a lot of suckworthyness
notelracw: not one of those old broken down worn out not very good any more suckers
Gemini Air Child: this vaccuum sucks, as in it doesnt suck because it does
notelracw: a complete and total lack of suckable suckiness?
Gemini Air Child: no, a surfeit of suckable suckability which results in a satisfactorilly sucked suckee
notelracw: gee
that blows